Poor, poor blog. Poor, poor, poor blog.

Dear blog,

I'm sorry that you feel I've let you down over the past several months. It's just that with the learning of Mandarin and the thwacking of zombies, I've had little interest in recording my daily thought processes with you. Please don't feel badly about it. It's only natural that we should have tired of one another at some point. If only you had sent me flowers, or perhaps had made some small wooing gesture that caught my eye.... But, seriously, nobody reads this crap anyway.

Okay, okay, I'll make an effort going forward to record more stuff. Jesus, stop whining already.